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Charting the puzzles and peeves of kid-herding — from Huggies to homework, Pilates to pinatas.


Sex, politics, fashion and everything else a gen-X everygal loves to dish about.

  • Why Uber Drivers Hate You
    December 26, 2016
    I love Uber. During a recent family trip to New Orleans, we took 10 Uber rides over five days, hopping…
  • Fake News: The ‘Post-Truth’ Pact
    December 18, 2016
    Come, now. Don’t act so surprised. You didn’t really think it was going to be free, did you? You didn’t…
  • Post-Election: The 7 Stages of WTF?!
    November 16, 2016
    This isn’t how it was supposed to be. A week after the election, we were supposed to be celebrating in…
  • A Presidential Plea … From a Friend
    October 23, 2016
    Dear Sensible Voter, You’re receiving this message because someone who cares about you and respects you is terrified that you’re going…
  • Got Your Kaepernickers in a Twist?
    September 7, 2016
    I hate football season. I hate the nasally din of blowhard announcers and the monotonous green-turf glow that emanates from…

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My columns are collected in three lovely books, which make a SPLENDID gift for wives, friends, book clubs, hostesses, and anyone who likes to laugh!
Keep Your Skirt On
Wife on the Edge
Broad Assumptions
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