The Rubdown Lowdown
Complex. Cryptic. Complicated. This is how men describe women. Whereas guys claim to be simple creatures easily won over with a frosty beer or an unobstructed glimpse at boobies, gals are perceived as inscrutable human vaults whose hearts and, well, parts are guarded by a system of locks so intricate they can be opened only with the precise combination of money, breeding, and charm.
But that's bunk. It's hooey. Truth is there's an easy and too-infrequently-used shortcut to our affection. Want to crack our safes?
Learn to give a decent massage.
That's right. An old-fashioned, no-cost, fingers-on-flesh rubdown.
This is no hush-hush secret, I assure you. I'm not breaking a classified girl code by telling you this. We want you to know it! We want you to use it! We can't figure out why so many of you are wasting your time sculpting your calves at the gym when you ought to just be squeezing holy hell out of those squishy office balls that build hand strength. Squeeze, brothers. Squeeze!
Ladies melt under the benevolent touch of a warm-palmed fella intent on liquefying our tension. Something unexpected transpires between generous hands and underappreciated flesh — something far more satisfying, more thrilling, than you get with a paid massage. It's sensual. It's electric. It's bloody alchemy is what it is.
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