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December 9, 2010

Faux Ho Ho

Are Fake Trees Cheating?

One word comes to mind as I watch my husband and sons scramble over our extremely pitched roof, stringing lights over the precarious edge of our home: balance.

It's hard to find during the holidays, isn't it? I've yet to master the balance between magic and madness, that elusive equilibrium between what the season should be about (family, friends, and gratitude) and what it actually, quickly becomes about (overspending, overeating, and buttoning up your coat for yet another bothersome obligation).

Heres one that no longer jingles my bells: I cannot bring myself to haul the family to a bustling parking lot, scout for the least-mangled tree, curse its price tag, wrestle it into a stand, curse its asymmetry, argue about which unsightly side should face the wall, curse it for tilting, crawl underneath it to add daily water, live in fear of its flammability, and ultimately drag it, browned and battered, to the curb before vacuuming pine needles from the abused rug below.

I can't do it. You can't make me.

As a child, it was enchanting to have a huge, live tree in the house — no less astounding than if we'd dug a pond in the middle of the living room: How can this be? It's magic!

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Keywords: christmas  holidays  inevitable combustion 


OMG Starshine, thank you for voicing the niggling conversation I've been having in my head about faux vs. real and the holiday hooplapalooza! I see I am not alone!

Thu, Dec , 13:48:32

You are so frikin funny and your right on! This is what my hubby and I laugh and talk about every year. We went Faux!
Lisa Gunn

Sun, Dec 12, 2010

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