The Getting from Giving

It's the same absurd episode every year. About a week into their winter break, my children take on the properties of common pond leeches.

Lazing around in their pajamas day after day, they suck down eggnog and cookies 'til the gifts come, then invariably whine about what they don't have: the proper batteries, the money to buy what they really want, the opportunity to see that dreadful chipmunk movie ...

That's when I lose it. That's when I go into self-righteous harpy mode, decrying their ingratitude and asking if they know what "entitlement" means and how profoundly unattractive it is. The lecture ends when I get to: "Why are you so spoiled?" Because the answer is a neon billboard-sized arrow pointing directly to their spoiling, entitled mother.

I admit it. I'm not the very model of magnanimousness, not the emblem of altruism. Sure, I leave pantry booty at the mailbox for canned food drives. I lower my window at off-ramps to toss a Washington to the fella with the pleading eyes. But I ain't what you'd call a giver.

I'm well apprised of society's ills; I'm just not accustomed to asking, "What can I do to help?" And much as I want the world to be a better place, I've never felt capable of making it so.

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