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December 17, 2009

Single Ladies Lament


"You start to do the 'what's-wrong-with-me?' thing," she confesses, which only undermines your confidence, thereby making you less attractive. It's a vicious cycle.

"This town is lousy with narcissism," she complains. "I get approached by cocky bastards when I'm out. I want the good guys to approach me. I know they're out there and they're sick of the club scene, too."

She's had steamy affairs with twenty-somethings ("Let's face it," she says, "the sex is really good.") but she no longer dates guys without spouse potential. In fact, she recently decided to remain celibate until she finds a legitimate, long-term boyfriend. "Why sleep with someone who doesn't consider me worthy of being in a relationship with?" she says.

I'll bet Santa Barbara's superabundant single gals know just what she means. It's too bad The Catch can't find her smart, funny, considerate soulmate among them.

"Believe me," she says, "if I could switch teams that easily, I would."


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You described my life!!! Single in Santa Barbara. Grrr....

tides

Fri Dec 18, 2009


What's wrong with Coupon Guy? I think that's adorably quirky and admirably frugal. He did give her a choice, coupon pasta OR Happy Hour. If she doesn't like pasta, she should have opted for Happy Hour. Do you think a guy should have to spend $100 or more to get to know a woman a bit for a couple hours on a first date? That doesn't seem fair to me. (But maybe that's why your friend is single and I'm happily married.)
And another pointer: Match.com is for hook-ups, where people look at each other's photos and pick someone they'd like to hook up with for sex. (Sure, sometimes lasting relationships do arise out of Match.com pairings, but probably only slightly more often than they arise out of Discrete Encounters on Craigslist.) If you're looking for a relationship, try eHarmony.com. Everyone on eHarmony is looking for a long-term relationship, and eHarmony does a bit of screening to weed out those seeking hook-ups only, and the married-but-looking-anyway, and the mentally unstable. Everyone on eHarmony is there because they're looking for a partner for a committed relationship -- and you certainly can't say that about Match.com.

Not Single

Sat Dec 19, 2009


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