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Charting the puzzles and peeves of kid-herding — from Huggies to homework, Pilates to pinatas.

  • ‘My Parents Are Stupid’
    April 1, 2019
    When Kids Refuse to Be Properly Indoctrinated If I had any doubts that Gen Y and Gen Z possess the…
  • How Not to Raise a Sexual Assaulter
    January 13, 2019
    You Never Really Know If You’re Raising Good Kids ... Until You’re Long Done The political pandemonium of the past two…
  • Secrets of a Very Catholic Daughter
    June 2, 2018
    ‘Hiding Out’ Author Talks Drugs, Deception, and Double Lives I thought my dad saddled me with some psychological baggage. He used to…
  • Raising a First-Person Shooter
    April 7, 2018
    ‘Fortnite’ Video Game Blowing Holes in My Anti-Gun Policy The hypocrisy of my life is corroding my insides, and confession is…
  • Theater Kids Save the World
    April 7, 2018
    Drama Class Prepares Students to Lead a Revolution Everyone who’s been to high school knows it: Jocks top the student hierarchy.…


Sex, politics, fashion and everything else a gen-X everygal loves to dish about.

  • Pole Positions
    November 22, 2006
    It started out as an innocent evening, with plans to meet a girlfriend for a local book-signing. But when it…
  • Floss This
    November 9, 2006
    I'm going to tell you a secret, but you have to promise it won't leave this page. Because it's kind…
  • Fertile Fashion
    November 2, 2006
    A recent study shows that women's style of dress changes throughout our menstrual cycles: We opt for more attractive outfits…
  • Diary of a Protest Virgin
    October 26, 2006
    Until this summer, I had never protested anything in my life. I hail from the Slacker generation, a group of…
  • Resignation Letter
    October 3, 2006
    I hereby resign from the News-Press. And since you no longer control what I say and how I say it,…

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My columns are collected in three lovely books, which make a SPLENDID gift for wives, friends, book clubs, hostesses, and anyone who likes to laugh!
Keep Your Skirt On
Wife on the Edge
Broad Assumptions
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